Nothing escapes the watchful eye of The Toddler. Let THAT be known. So next time you think you're being sneaky by storing candy in a paper bag at the top of the pantry--think again. The Toddler knows EXACTLY what is in that bag and its EXACT location. Just surrender.
If The Toddler walks out of your bathroom with a head full of white goop, do not wonder "Why would he dump lotion all over his head?" because that is just nonsense. It's obviously Garnier's Surf Hair. And doesn't it look just like dad does it everyday?
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(less than pleased after mom scraped it out with a towel.)
Due to his astute observation, The Toddler will also amaze you by setting the table for dinner, turning his own sheet music at the piano, and wadding up toilet paper for you at your precise moment of need.
His assistance can always be rewarded with a toddler-sized, slow-melt popsicle. He knows where those are kept, too.
